Montag, 29. Dezember 2008

Weihnachtszeit - Zeit des großen Geldes



Ja, da waren sie wieder, die Tage, die voller Barmherzigkeit sind, und an denen wir auch gerne bereit sind, etwas mehr zu geben.
Diese Idee hatten auch verschiedene Spam-Versender während der Weihnachtszeit, wovon ich einige Texte hier einfach mal präsentieren möchte.

Wer würde zu Weihnachten nicht mal gerne im Lotto gewinnen. Ob die Telefonnummer tatsächlich stimmt? Ich habe nicht angerufen. Vielleicht will es mal jemand anderes probieren.

Batch No.998/7890/543
Ref No.512/333/765
Ticket/Series No.SPL77734
Amount Won: $2,000,000.00 USD
website: www.lotto.nl

Attn: EMAIL BEARER,
Upon the conclusion of our recent e-lottery draws, your email address was
selected from an exclusive list of 150,000 email addresses
generated from an internet resource database.
You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,000,000.00. (Two Million
United States Dollars).

To file for the processing of your prize sum payment, you are advised to
contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A"
winners with the information below:
*************************************
Mr. Densmore stewart
Email:nllotto101@yahoo.com.hk
Tel:+31-626-415-837
Fax: +31-847-375-060
www.lotto.nl

Die Nigeria-Connection versucht es auch mal wieder ohne Ende. Ich denke, die Info, dass man diese Emails am besten in den virtuellen Papierkorg schmeisst, ist bei denen noch nicht ganz angekommen.

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
TEL: 234-1-7640423 FAX: 234-1-7640423 E-mail: governor@cenbankmail.net.tf


OUR REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
PAYMENT ORDER #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009

ATTN: HOUNOURABLE BENEFICIARY,

From the Records of outstanding international beneficiary payments with the Federal Government of Nigeria, your Name is attached to payment schedule 104 with Payment Order #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009 as approved by the senate committee on foreign debts Reconciliation.

Your payment has been approved for immediate remittance to your nominated bank account for the last quarter of the fiscal year 2008. So, I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you reply to this letter.

Also be advised that because of too many contractors that I have to pay at this fiscal quarter of the year, you will only receive the sum of us $18,000,000(EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) as directed by the office of the presidency. So that I will be able to pay other contractors, but my promise is that I will make sure that you receive your balance later. Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

******** YOUR FULL NAME.
******** PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE #.
******** COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS.
******** PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS.
******** BANK DETAILS.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be certified and transferred to your nominated bank account directly from Central Bank of Nigeria via our correspondence bank in London upon filling the payment approval form. Call me as soon as you receive this letter for further discussion


Auch ein Schmunzeln gab's bei folgendem Gewinn. Zu dumm nur, dass der absendene Server aus der Slovakei stammte (alfa.gymzh.edu.sk).

AWARD WINNING NOTICE
Ref No.67324/113
Batch No.312/00643374
Ticket/Series No.NL6775489
Amount Won: $2,500,000.00 USD

Attn: Internet User,

This is to formally inform and congratulate you on the result of the
online cyber lotto which was conducted from an exclusive list of 1,000.000
email addresses of individual and corporate bodies selected by an advanced
automated random computer ballot system from the internet.

Your e-mail address emerged as a winner in the category "A" with the
following information enclosed.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,500,000.00. (Two Million
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

To file in for the processing of your prize winnings, you are advised to
contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners
with the information below:

*************************************
MR. Johan HANS
Phone: 0031-647-372-865
Fax: 0031 847-390-336.
EMAIL: johanhans04@aol.com
*************************************


Aber am nettesten war doch Mrs. Grace Mugabe. Ich freute mich mal, auf diese Weise ihre Bekanntschaft zu machen. Das ist alles so geheim, da fühl ich mich doch gleich in den Film "True Lies" versetzt.

Goodday,

I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise as we have not met before,My name is Mrs. Grace Mugabe, the wife of Mr. Robert Mugabe the president of Zimbabwe i got your contact through Zimbabwe chambers of commerce and industry. Our country is currently facing international saction all over the world and my effort to so speak peace into my husband(President Robert Mugabe) prove abortive because he already have a wrong notion towards the western nations intention over his removal plan and his state when he lives office.

As you know the country(zimbabwe) is presently facing a strong epidemic and a high inflation and the pressure from the international communities to bring to bring down the regime of my husband(president Robert Mugabe) is a sure reality and when this happens i and my children might also go down with him.As the first lady of our country i have been able to use my position to raise some money from contracts which i deposited with a European diplomatic security company the sum of US$35M(Thirty Five Million US Dollars) knowing fully that our government will soon be brought down by international communities as Africa Union are beginning to take side with the international communities because of the manner at which things are degenerating in Zimbabwe.
...
For now, let all our communication be by e-mail because My husband security network is monitoring all activities sparing no body including my humble self his wife and other family member as he do not trust any one especially this period.

Thank you and God bless you and family and please contact me through this email. Private email: gracemugabe@aol.com

MRS. GRACE MUGABE.


Neben den vielen Weihnachtskarten gab's dafür auf diesem Wege immerhin was zum Schmunzeln.

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